2 dost safar per ja rhay thay rastay main rat aa gai dono tent lga kay so agyay. aadhi rat ko dost dusray ko jaga kay bola asman ki tarf daikho kia nazar ata hai. 2nd  dost : khubsurat asman aur sitaray 1st  friend : anii diaa koi TAMBOO pat kay lay gia e :p

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boy : sir ye ramzan main to shetan duniya say chala jata hai phir log gunah kion kertay hain ? sir : beta wo chution ka kam day ker jata hai :p

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sardar sharab peeta rha aur rota rha aik admi nay poocha kia hua ? sardar : jis larki ka nam bhulana chahta hon uska name yad nahi arha

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boy : you look like a barbie girl girl : wow you mean beautiful and tall ? boy : no i mean plastic and without brain

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dukh is bat ka nahi kay hamari light nahi hai khushi is bat ki hai kay kisi ki bhi nahi hai :p is parcham kay sayay talay ham aik hain hehe

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?  

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Aman bought a car by bank loan. But he did not pay loan amount. So they took the car from him After seeing that the man is thinking, “If I knew before, than I would have taken a loan for my marriage also.

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A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, ” get me a coffee quickly! “ The voice from the other side responded, “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to? Dumbo?”No”, replied the [...]

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