Santa (reading from book of facts) “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies? Banta: “Why don’t u use a mouth wash?
Santa reading book of facts
July 5th, 2012 by liza, No Comments
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500 year old statue
July 5th, 2012 by liza, No Comments
Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
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That Looks Tasty
June 1st, 2012 by liza, 1 Comment
santa to banta: i wonder who was the 1st person to see an egg coming out of a chicken’s butt and said ”That looks tasty, i am gonna eat that”.
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