Badsha ne Elaan krwaya k Shadi Shuda Mard 2 lines me kharre hon. 1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r 1 me wo jo nhi darte. Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha. Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se [...]

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Wife- i will die.Husband- i will also die.Wife- Why do you want 2 die?hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

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Tum bohat haseen ho, Wife: Choro Naa, Husband: Tumhari Aankhein bohat khoobsorat hen Wife: Choro na G Husband: Tumharay Baal Uff Kia Ghazab k hen, Wife: Choro Na Janu, Husband: Tum bolti Bohat Acha ho, Wife: Aray Choro Naa, Husband: Itni to Chor Raha hon, Ab aur kitni choron

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Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha. Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji. Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai. Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan, ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.   

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wife : Ghar nahi aa sakti..Car ka stearing, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai….After 1hour,SHe calls back : Aa rahi hu, galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi.

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Ek admi ka hont jala hua tha.Kisi ne pocha kese jala?Admi bola:wife maikay ja rahi thi.uskochorrne station gaya tha khushimain train ka Engine choom liye

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 biwi meri tbiyaat kharab Hubby oww mein tou shopping pe jane ka soch raha tha Biwi mein theek hun mazak kar rahi thi Mein be mazak kar raha tha . . . Chal roti pakka utha ke:p

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Doctor: ap ky shohar theek ho sktay hain agar ap in ka khayal rakhain, Tension na dain, Larayi na karain, Aur zyada sy zyada aaram krny dain, shohar:” doctor ny kya kaha”? biwi: yahi ky tum Lailaj ho…….

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